Ladies and gentleman, quiet please as we announce our main event. It is the 17th of September. Our challenger this evening has fought his way out of the womb and in to the world. He battled the dreaded forceps and emerged victorious.
In the blue corner
Weighing in at 10lbs 2oz
He is the little man
Who turned out to be surprisingly big
The guy with the proudest daddy in the world
We both scrub up well (pun intended).